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Lemon-Scented Bilbo-Themed Keyboard!!!
This normal Qwerty keyboard is lemon-fresh and shaped like a hobbit-hole. To turn off your computer, you simply knock on Bilbo's Door. All for a great price of ,646,837,934.72!
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Bombur Shopping Bag
We have found that the exact shape of Bombur's stomach is the ideal shape for a shopping bag! It expands to an unlimited size while everything is inside it!!! Sorry, but the bag may eat the products inside it...
All for only ,027,500,391,472.56
Authentic Life-Sized Smaug Bobblehead!!!
This amazing sixty-foot bobblehead will breath fire when shaken, CAUTION: Some sideaffects may include severe burns, death, one big headache and Suffocation, oh and not to mention... torture.
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