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Here are the three most recent interviews interviewed by our reporter (Goyger McHalibut!). Wether it's an interview with a dead goblin, or a news report done in warg language, our reporter is there! Back to you Goyger!
INTERVIEW WITH A DEAD GOBLIN
Interviewer: "Hello, here is an interview with a dead goblin from the battle of five armies!!! Hello Goblin, and how are you feeling today?"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "Fascinating. I never knew that! So, how were you involved in the battle?"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "Really?!?!?!"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "So, you never escaped?"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "Ohhh... so, how did you know Thorin?"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "What do you mean?"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "So, if you don't mind me asking, what is it like to be dead?"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "I never offended you!"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "You can't jut leave! Were being put on the internet. Wait! Stop! Come back!!!"
Dead Goblin:
Interviewer: "Noooo.... anyway, thankyou. This has been another interview. Join us next time a we interview Smaug's diamond waistcoat!!"
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